Anyone seen my viagra?
Hmmm interesting faux leather spike bag. Sadly one of the pointy bits has lost it’s mojo and is now limp.
Rupert doesn’t seem to care though. He’s still rocking the look. Or he hasn’t noticed.
Rupert the Bear
Mistaken Identity
I sometimes wish that I was from another country but sadly i’m most definitely not. It’s my pasty white skin and freckles that give me away. Not to mention my ‘stiff upper lip’ and inability to laugh at myself.
This man seems a little lost to me. Way too many logos…. One is more than enough. None is better than one. Two is stupid.
Where am I?
(I love England – honestly I do. I would never move to another country because I can’t speak any other language and because i’m lazy and really like Eastenders, Marmite and Made In Chelsea).
Filed under need a wee
Little China Doll
I’ve had a busy couple of months which explains the lack of posts. I moved to Miami, had an extreme case of worms (my bottom will never be the same) and also lost a limb to a hungry shark*.
Finally life has settled down and I’m ready to stalk again…. Oooooeeeeeerrrr
How fabulous is this lady? She puts Grayson Perry to shame. Loving the long socks and Baby Jane look. (Whatever happened to her?) or is she channeling Curly Sue? Whoever she’s inspired by is of no importance really, she’s rocking it regardless.
* obviously these are all lies. I haven’t had worms since I was 13 thank you very much.
Filed under Uncategorized
The Complete War Years – Santa’s a coming.
Santa's on his way. 97 days to go.
It’s nice to see that Father Christmas has some time to himself to relax and read about WW2 before he packs up his sack and heads off on his sleigh top deliver all my presents.
I’m expecting a lot this year because i’ve been a VERY VERY VERY good girl.
Filed under Christmas
Scary Hairy
Someone’s had a fright. Actually, they have both had a scare. I wonder what it was that freaked them out so and made their hair stand on end. Hope it wasn’t me because i’m looking particularly bedraggled today.
Fright night
ARGH get that Secret Photographer away from me.
Sexy Jedward. Smell my socks.
Perhaps they are just fans of Jedward. I mean, who isn’t? I am. Yeah i’d love a Jedward sandwich party.
Filed under Frightening
Brits abroad
Helloooooo. I’m back. Yes it’s true, SP is here to make you happy again. Fear not you lonely lovelies. Despite this early Autumnal coldness I am bright and smiley and bronzed and will blow all the cobwebs away.
10hrs on a squashed plane to a hot and fabulous destination in the Carribean and what do I spy? A tasteless football tattoo. I have nothing against tattoos (I have a couple), or of football but COME ONNNNNN – two tats and a football t-shirt and pair of shorts. SERIOUSLY???? What would Gok say? Or Trinny? Or Susannah?
Filed under GROSSNESS
it’s Pop Larkin – perfick
After a riotous few days in the capital calm is now being restored and i’m crediting Pop Larkin for the change in mood. How can you possible be angry and thinking of looting when Pop’s here? Especially since he’s wearing incredibly dapper green suede shoes, sporting IMMENSE sideburns along with a jaunty little earring.
Never fear - Pop is here
I love you Pop – can I sit on your knee?
lambchop
Dreadlocks a no no
Beware. cross breeding disaster zone.
Gross. Gross. Gross. VOMARAMA. Spew buckets at the ready….. let me introduce you to the strange creature that I found in Clapham Junction this morning. The must be some serious cross breeding happening in these parts. I thought that this only occurred in Norfolk and Devon but I am obviously wrong because look – he has a tail! *spew spew* A TAIL.
Pin the tail on the donkey
Angry man alert – AVOID
I’ve been commuting into London for a year now and have witnessed lots of fun, and on occasion, frustrated travelers over the months. Many of these people use their train time wisely by plucking their lady beards, applying their make up, having a snooze, listening to very loud Lady GaGa tunes etc etc etc and some just use their time to TEXT FURIOUSLY.
leave me and my man package ALONE
I wonder if this man is just getting to grips with BBM and is finding it all a little confusing. After all it is pretty confusing isn’t it? How did we live before technology? When i’m confused about anything the first thing I do is Google. Imagine a world without Google. It would be a sad world indeed. A world without facebook, however – GLORIOUS.
Filed under Commute, Man Packages
Gilbert & George go Eurotrash
Have I stumbled across an Italian Gilbert & George? These two impressively composed dudes are most definetely too cool for school. I am loving their sunglasses and snappy outfits, especially the one with the snazzy scarf. If only he had his jumper draped over the shoulders. That would complete the look for sure.
can you see the resemblance?
Filed under Summer Sights, Sunglasses
