People I See On The Street

Gladiator FAIL

secretphotographer — Wed, 16 May 2012 11:18:08 +0000

Remember this Lady(boy) in his cute little gladiator sandals? Of course you do!

Well, I am saddened to report that he is not the only crazy man out there roaming the London Underground. I spotted another man (perhaps ‘man’ is not the best choice of word to use to describe him) wearing a pair of gladiator sandals. Really? Yes, really.

I’m a twat

Don’t even get me started on the hat and shirt combo….. Dear God – why? why? why?

Polar Bear Hunting

secretphotographer — Thu, 03 May 2012 12:35:31 +0000

Where do you find Polar Bears? According to Wikipedia they are native to the Arctic Circle (Yes I actually looked it up…. I failed Geography but at least I passed Art Textiles which is a thousand times more useful). Even I know that St Pancras International is no where near the Arctic Circle, it’s over 2,000 miles away (thanks Google), but i’m not sure that this lady is aware of that fact. She looks a little lost and may possibly be searching for the Polar Express but as far as I know you can only get the Eurostar, Midland Trains and First Capital Connect (bastards) from St Pancras.

A hunting I shall go.

The Polar Express is delayed? That must be due to adverse weather conditions.

Lady – you’re gonna be waiting a long long time.

Fur ry nuff

secretphotographer — Tue, 27 Mar 2012 15:34:27 +0000

Hairy bags? NO NO NO.

Bags are meant to be functional, not to look like dogs, or in this case, Fraggles. I can’t stress enough how upsetting I find this bag. Will someone please destroy it?

Stroke me

Do you like my hairy lap?

I have the powerrrrrrrr – HE-MAN

secretphotographer — Thu, 22 Mar 2012 17:33:03 +0000

I see this man frequently on my train home. My boyfriend sees him on his train into work. Luckily when I see him he is fully clothed because first thing in the morning he cycles to the train station, topless and then proceeds to sit, sweating, still topless in the carriage. This obviously offends the fellow passengers who have asked him to put his shirt on more than once. GROSS GROSS AND EVEN MORE GROSS.

Do you think i'm sexy?

Anyway, here he is looking like He-Man. Standing in a very alpha male pose. I have no idea why he was standing like that when there were only 4 other people in the entire carriage. He does have rather good calves, perhaps he wanted to show them off.

Well I jolly well am.

Youth Gone Wild

secretphotographer — Wed, 21 Mar 2012 16:36:05 +0000

Ricky was a young boy....

This is an ace example of yoot gone wild and i’m mc lovin’ it. Kinky boots n’ all.

(Ok ok ok, so the lyrics ‘Ricky was a young boy’ aren’t from Youth Gone Wild but they are actually from 18 & Life but unless you’re a fan of Skid Row (like me) then you probably hadn’t noticed.)

Nanny is a Golddiggar

secretphotographer — Fri, 16 Mar 2012 17:25:24 +0000

Yesterday I spotted a very old lady in silver moon boots popping to the newsagents but I was so startled that I failed to get my camera out in time to document the occasion.

Luckily my hand/eye co-ordination was on form this morning when I spotted this elderly lady waiting for the Post Office to open. Check out the incredible ‘Golddigga’ footwear. I WANT A PAIR…..

Don't mess with the best

Gentleman wear hats

secretphotographer — Thu, 15 Mar 2012 17:03:47 +0000

It’s been a productive day for Secret Photographer. (yes I am a twat who refers to herself in the third person). I have successfully purchased the perfect bridal garter with the help of @ishbroken and @FashionWorked and found the right shade of Chanel nail polish thanks to advice from someone at the Tate and my #1 Maid of Dishonour. The wedding is getting closer and i’m prepared. Oh yes, you won’t catch me out people….

Now it’s time to focus on my blog and today I have a wonderfully dapper gentleman who I snapped on the way home on Tuesday night. I adore his hat and i’m particularly chuffed that he’s taken it off to say hello to me.

why hello pretty lady

How wonderful to meet you

Rockin’

secretphotographer — Tue, 13 Mar 2012 16:58:10 +0000

Several leopards were killed for the sake of this coat. And don’t even get me started on the tie dye leggings. Yes that’s right – tie dye AND leggings. Dear God.

No wonder this little guy is so fucked off.

Leave my fur alone you fool.

Dinosaur Mohican would like to meet….

secretphotographer — Sat, 10 Mar 2012 17:25:39 +0000

ooo that looks like an interesting flavoured yoghurt

This lady is the female version of the dino mohawk man that I snapped in February and they live in the same area. I’ve always fancied myself as a Sarah Beeny type matchmaker….

Loving her starry feminine touch.

Dudette

I believe in a thing called love….

secretphotographer — Fri, 09 Mar 2012 13:10:21 +0000

… just listen to the rhythm of my heart. Whatever happened to The Darkness? Last I heard of them was this:

(I have the sweatband that Justin’s wearing in the vid. Yep i’m rock and roll)

Anyway, the reason that I got sidetracked into thinking about The Darkness was because of this couple that I spotted on my way home. They had just been to see Ghost The Musical. Yes I know what you are thinking, “Why would anyone want to see Ghost The Musical???”Well I have no idea either.

I must confess that I am in fact a fan of musical theatre and film, my favourite movie of all time is High Society, as a child I used to dream that i’d one day turn into Grace Kelly, but alas that has yet to happen. Life can be cruel.

However, I do not understand all these movie musicals that seem to be hitting the West End. Ghost the film didn’t have a hint of sing song so why turn it into a musical? This dude must seriously love his lady, my other half wouldn’t come to that with me even though he loves me. He’d rather stick pins in his eyes and ears.

What a magnificent performance. What next? Legally Blonde?

Hell yes. I believe in love.