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My first ever freebie
WOW – This week a nice email arrived in my inbox asking me if i’d like a free brand new London iPhone cityguide ap. FREE. Of course I wanted it. I love the word FREE. Totally miffed why they value … Continue reading
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Mary Poppins is in mourning.
Has THE cheeky chappy cockney chimney sweep died?????? Is this the reason that Mary Poppins is dressed all in black and using public transport instead of showing off and travelling by umbrella????? Noooooo. Please God nooooo. Well i’ve just googled … Continue reading
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People I See In Leclerc
I went a bit snap happy in Leclerc over the New Year and now my blog seems to have turned into a Leclerc loving weirdo haven. It’s hard not to worship the amazing French Supermarket chain when they employ such … Continue reading
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It’s a New Year which means a New Poll
I think that the King of the Hot Locks deserves his own poll. I’ve had a few twitter doppelganger suggestions. Are we missing anyone out? Tingalicious Timmy EDIT – I forgot to add the Tasty Timmy Cappello. Sorry Timmy. I … Continue reading
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I am the God of Pantene. Bow before me.
Yes this man is amazing. I have been searching high and low for the King of the Hot Locks and now I can proudly say that I have found him. Here he is in all his glory at the checkout … Continue reading
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Do you remember the Green Cross Code?
THINK! Find the safest place to cross, then stop. STOP! Stand on the pavement near the kerb. USE YOUR EYES AND EARS! Look all around for traffic, and listen. WAIT UNTIL IT’S SAFE TO CROSS! If traffic is coming, let … Continue reading
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Beware. Hit Girl is in London
Hit Girl’s grown up. No longer the twee bunchie wearing cutesy, she has now developed a taste for badly fitting leather gloves. Now which of you has pissed off Hit Girl? I’m thinking that it’s most likely Kate Middleton judging … Continue reading
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He’s a long way from home.
Poor little moley, he’s been travelling for ages and he still can’t find his way back home. He was only popping out to the mall but something weird happened on his way there and he suddenly ended up on the … Continue reading
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It’s Been A Hard Day’s Night.
It’s ok little chicken, stress not. You’re on your way home and soon you will be tucked up in bed. No need to fret.
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The Northmore Arms
Now unless i’ve suddenly jumped into a parallel universe and i’m talking about a completely different pub (which i’m not) then The Northmore Arms is most certainly NOT the Best Pub In The World as it claims to be on … Continue reading
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