Category Archives: GROSSNESS

Gladiator FAIL

Remember this Lady(boy) in his cute little gladiator sandals? Of course you do! Well, I am saddened to report that he is not the only crazy man out there roaming the London Underground. I spotted another man (perhaps ‘man’ is … Continue reading

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Fur ry nuff

Hairy bags? NO NO NO. Bags are meant to be functional, not to look like dogs, or in this case, Fraggles. I can’t stress enough how upsetting I find this bag. Will someone please destroy it?

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I have the powerrrrrrrr – HE-MAN

I see this man frequently on my train home. My boyfriend sees him on his train into work. Luckily when I see him he is fully clothed because first thing in the morning he cycles to the train station, topless … Continue reading

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Rockin’

Several leopards were killed for the sake of this coat. And don’t even get me started on the tie dye leggings. Yes that’s right – tie dye AND leggings. Dear God. No wonder this little guy is so fucked off.

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New Year, new leather clothes

It’s only day 3 of 2012 and so far i’ve been sent a pic of some yellow leather booties (see the People You’ve Seen On The Street page) and this very fetching purple leather trenchcoat. Or perhaps it’s some sort … Continue reading

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Nose pickers BEWARE

YES beware because I am on to you. It’s gross, vile and mega disgusting dudes and should most definitely not be done in public. Especially when you can see that I’m staring at you in disgust. I particularly hate the … Continue reading

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Stud U Like?

Hmmm interesting faux leather spike bag. Sadly one of the pointy bits has lost it’s mojo and is now limp. Rupert doesn’t seem to care though. He’s still rocking the look. Or he hasn’t noticed.

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Brits abroad

Helloooooo. I’m back. Yes it’s true, SP is here to make you happy again. Fear not you lonely lovelies. Despite this early Autumnal coldness I am bright and smiley and bronzed and will blow all the cobwebs away. 10hrs on … Continue reading

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Dreadlocks a no no

Gross. Gross. Gross. VOMARAMA. Spew buckets at the ready…..  let me introduce you to the strange creature that I found in Clapham Junction this morning. The must be some serious cross breeding happening in these parts. I thought that this … Continue reading

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Smell my belly button fluff.

I saw Pulp in Hyde Park on Sunday night. It was AMAZING. I returned to my 15 year old self and almost did a wee when Jarvis sang Something Changed. Then I was confronted with the overcrowded train journey home … Continue reading

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