This morning, in Hertfordshire, I woke up to a decent sprinkling of snow on the ground. YES Christmas is 9 days away, the tree is up, the presents are wrapped and i’ve already put on at least 2 holiday stones. It’s going to be a good one.
I left the house wearing leopard print wellies, two pairs of socks, humungous parka, cashmere scarf and mittens and I still felt cold. So why on earth is this man wearing deck shoes/loafers in this weather – without socks. Seriously??? You are moronic dude, you will catch your death and be ill for Christmas. Wrap up and stay warm please. That’s an order.
icey toes
Dandy Dolittle
Take a leaf out of the lady sitting next to you’s book. She knows how to dress for the winter willies.
Only just 2 weeks ago you wrote about about mince pies, stuffing podgy face and putting on another stone. Now you write about having picked another two. If you keep fattening up yourself like this you will be like the woman from this George Carlin’s sketch.
oh god. I’ve turned into that woman…. although i don’t like shopping much. Or corn dogs.