Monthly Archives: December 2011
Snow – snow on the ground. Time for wellies and thick socks
This morning, in Hertfordshire, I woke up to a decent sprinkling of snow on the ground. YES Christmas is 9 days away, the tree is up, the presents are wrapped and i’ve already put on at least 2 holiday stones. … Continue reading
Filed under Christmas
Nose pickers BEWARE
YES beware because I am on to you. It’s gross, vile and mega disgusting dudes and should most definitely not be done in public. Especially when you can see that I’m staring at you in disgust. I particularly hate the … Continue reading
Filed under GROSSNESS
Knit Knit Knitting on the Northern Line
I love to knit and have been on and off since my Granny taught me when I was 5 years old. Sadly the only stitches that i can do are knit and pearl. However, I do make rather lovely scarves … Continue reading
Filed under Frightening
Why are you so blue little chicken?
I know it’s getting cold and that London is pretty grey and depressing right now but that’s no reason to look so glum. Cheer up little one. Why not try a different shade of blue… your current colour is looking … Continue reading
Filed under need a wee
Too many mince pies, not enough fabric
I’m struggling with my weight and like many ladies out there I begin a new diet only to get bored and give it up after 4 days. This then causes me to hate myself and to stuff my fat podgy … Continue reading
Filed under Uncategorized
My eyes, my eyes – the sun is in my EYES
No lady you are not sitting by the pool in Tuscany, you are in fact on a packed train into London on a grey and dreary day. And on top of that you’re in a tunnel. There cannot be even … Continue reading
Filed under Commute, Sunglasses
