Wanna stroke my calves?
At first I didn’t spot the man sitting diagonally opposite me because he seems vaguely normal. But his socks caught my attention. You know how I love a coloured sock. Then I slowly looked up, took his entire outfit in and almost chocked on my raspberry and white chocolate muffin.
stroke my corduroy
No your eyes are not deceiving you. Yes they are pedal pushers. Male corduroy pedal pushers. Part of me totally loves the fact that the bloke is utterly at ease and oblivious to what a strange item of clothing he is wearing. The other part of me wants to vom all over his fake Burberry shirt.
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You have to be a fop or Bavarian to justify pedal pushers and this guy looks like neither
Was about to say the same thing as Rachel A – are you sure you didn’t miss a giant tuba sat next to him? He HAS to be going to auditions for an oom-pah band.