I’m currently sitting by a pool and overheating in the madeira sunshine. It’s been a strange holiday. Some of it has been horrid. Think giant cockroaches, pervy builders and inedible food. And some of it has been ace and holidayish – dolphins, boats, swimming in the ocean and lots of Magnum ice cream.
I’ve got a tan for the first time in 10 years and for that reason alone it’s been a success.
Soooo, when I boarded the plane I was surrounded by grey hair and crocs. Oh how I HATE crocs and why are they mainly worn by nerdy dad’s in gross colours like fushia?
But once I arrived I found that it’s not only popular with oldies. Although this pair didn’t disappoint. I think they’d popped of their cruise ship for the afternoon. I love the fact that they’re wearing matching hats. And he’s got thick white socks on. Hooray for Brits abroad.
Back next week with some quality Madeira snaps for you all.

that will be max and i in 40 years, having a stand off cos im not allowed “ANOTHER BLOODY buffet”. maybe they wear matching caps so they can be reunited if they get lost from each other once off the boat? aw that’s true love.