The Secret Photograph and her boyfriend run to catch their plane.
Even I need a holiday and finally the time has come to say goodbye to the tube/thameslink and scummy buses of London and to say Olá to the little volcanic island that they call Madeira. Get in mofo’s. I may never come back…. But don’t fret. I have very cleverly scheduled some posts whilst i’m away to hopefully keep you amused and not too distraught by my two week absence.
Yes i’m gonna be a tourist. I’m off to buy a fanny pack, neon shell suit and a whistle incase I get lost.
A gaggle of tourists.
Adeus.
Get in mofo’s!!! God, you’re wonderfully cutting.